Two funny stories about children

Read true  life baby baby jokes and find out how it is to be twin children and what to do with your eyelash. Children alone makes you lough more than silly baby cloth. So don't just search for cheap silly baby cloth in shops but look at your children more often ;)

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Our Miss soon will be four years old.

- Lets remove the eyelash from your cheek, otherwise it will fall into your eyelet and it will nibble.

- Why do eyelashes taste eyes?

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My twins measure is full when I can not teach them both at the same time and one of them need to wait. So this time daughter who need to wait for her turn, says angry:

- You shouldn’t have given birth to two children at once. it would be totally enough with just me.

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True story of very large belly :)

When about fifteen years ago my birth giving time came I went to hospital where nurses were all around me and midwife

who was old in age called me her beloved girly... She talked with me whole time and shaked me - "How will you girly being so tiny will give birth to such a big boy? Because by parameteres he should be large." One nurse brought me coffe, other diffrent things. I felt like a princess. I felt very good. But when the firstborn came, than the first words of midwife was - "Well, son! Why so tiny weener?" It turns out that a son was born 1,7kg in weight and 45 cm in length. She carried away him somewhere and came to me, started to look at me and touch me. Then she took her breath and said, - Girl, do not worry, just do not worry!" I asked her, -"But nothing to worry about? I am happy and calm!" But the grandmother says, - "Just do not worry, you'll have another." I was on foot collapsed. And after 15 minutes I gave birth to a daughter. But when my husband called the hospital and asked if his firstborn has camed, he got response - "Congratulations You have son who is that and that large, and daughter who is that and that large..." He dropped the handset. And looked at his friends speechless. My girlfriend asked if something has gone wrong, because the man was pale. Already intending that someone is dead. But he was able to show two fingers. Then he called hospital three more times and reasked if they haven't mixed something up. But no. :)

Funny baby video

A baby baby jokes presents baby accidents. Baby clothes will get dirty and no sales will help it. Maybe the only solution will be baby shower afterwards to clean off the dirt and buns. Baby r us toys will be just a piece of baby games which will lead to funny moments. Just watch how baby jokes becomes muddy baby clothes. And how baby toys r just game where some babies gets hurt.

You don't have milk!

A woman and a baby come into the doctor's office. She is taken into an examining room and waits for the doctor. After arriving there, the doctor examines the baby, and finds him not gaining much weight and asks the woman, "Is he breast fed or on the bottle?"

"Oh ... he is breast fed!", replied the woman.

"Well then, strip down to your waist," orders the doctor.

She takes off her top and bra and sits on the examing table. The doc starts pressing, kneading and pinching both breasts for quite a while in a very detailed and thorough examination.

The doc motions to her to get dressed, then the doctor says: "No wonder this baby is so hungry. You don't have any milk!"

The woman with a wry grin on her face responds: "Well of course I don't." "I'm his aunt - but I'm sure glad I brought him in!"